I have lost my wife.

Well something pretty funny happened the other night in Raliegh NC. This was at the Rowdy Frynds show during an intermission. I was up on the concourse and I noticed this plastered redneck talking to a security lady. He was exclaiming he had lost his wife and needed help finding her. She asked him to describe her. And his only answer was " SHE's BROWN HEADED!" I died laughin. Then he gave one more piece to the puzzle.....She is wearin a Bocephus shirt and on the back it says "If you don't like Hank Jr. you can kiss my ass" I continued laughin and walked on.